"Too many men look at me like I owe them something, like the word ‘beautiful’ should mean something to me just because that’s how they choose to describe me."

Drew Clementine, When he asks what drawer you keep your lingerie in (via teenager90s)

(via bluedaisiesyellowsunshine)


hanging out with your best friend more like


(via clarissaxplainsnothing)




imagine a milkshake place called “shakesperience” where all the milkshake flavours are named after puns of shakespeare plays

  • Oreothello
  • Rolo and Juliet
  • Macberry
  • Mars Ado About Nothing
  • Antonutella and Cleopatra
  • Merchocolate of Venice
  • Two Gentlemint of Verona
  • Richerry III

It would bringeth all the gentlemen to the yard. 

(Source: queerodactyl, via theflyinoctopi)